Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

I love the guy ♥️ But no money, I give the landlord (only with a condom)

Allowed me to stick my dick in her tight ass after passionate kisses

The nerd saved up his pocket money and called a prostitute again

I searched both front and back for the clitoris - well she finally came, I guessed it

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

Everyone likes fmf - here's a confession, would you like that too?

They fuck themselves, but I want to fuck myself, so I jerk off under the bed

So where's the condom? I don't fucking get it, she's leaking semen 😱

Oh, cum dripping down your pussy - that's what happens when you're on a date and you're drunk

Everyone knows multiorgasm, but have you seen a multicamshot? four multicamshots at a time

There's no "slow to make you cry," you're 18, spread your pretty legs

We're gonna fuck and you're gonna jerk off to it 💦 You look so horny already

Yes, we'll fuck her in any position on the stream, as long as we get donations

Anal whore screams in pleasure while her asshole is being pounded

I thought she was a gamer, but she's a dyke So I threw a stick at her

And don't look so pitiful — it fits in your throat and it fits in your pussy

I didn't have to persuade her - my dick showed, her legs spread by themselves

If you want a girl to give more often, tongue-fuck her to make her come

You know, I don't give it to strangers in the anus, so let's get acquainted

They put a new girl in, and I cums. She's the one who's not getting laid!

She wouldn't let me cum inside her again, and I even rimmed her

The smart wife makes money and we fuck behind her back