I don't get it, are you ignoring your dick? Put that shit away

She wrapped her legs around my cock and sucked until I cum on my stockings

Did you see that? Stroking her dick with her legs and giving her a blowjob at the same time

I spilled sperm on my face and my glasses - that's okay, I'll lick it off and swallow it

Are you going out? Go take a shower or I'll get sperm all over your hair