Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Don't tell me what to do, I know — I have to get up and pull my pantyhose down

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Let your mom cook for you, I just want to fuck

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Sweetheart, I licked your pussy, now get on the table for a crepey

Brother, you're lying around, and my pants are wet from not getting laid!

Fondled this pussy as much as I could and with all I could — she was sure to convulse

Husband, I'm going to have sex with a left-handed man, and you keep quiet — now you're a cuckold!

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

Friend girl, don't go to sleep — I'm about to cum and it's your turn

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

My girlfriends support me in everything and especially in fucking fmf

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

I'm jerking off to my friend, and she says she wants to touch my dick, too

That's how romantically lovers fuck until they fuck each other up

I hear masseurs make whores squirt, make me squirt too

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

Professionals don't get distracted from their work, even when their clients are sucking them off

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

You have to kiss your girlfriend after you fuck her — so what if there's sperm in her mouth

That's my dick, and that's my wife over there. I'm waiting for my turn to fuck her