Girls weren't interested until my mom showed me her boobs, and I got up right away

Sister, get in deeper, or I'll tell my mom about the porn

Son, I showed you my tits and took your virginity

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Trust me, patient, I know what to do with virgins

I left my 18-year-old son with his girlfriend. Now my son is not a virgin