Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Those secretaries on your payroll, asking you to fuck them for a bonus 🔥

What a bitch — teasing and beautiful legs, so how do you jerk off to her?

What are you looking at? Get your dick out and fuck - she said I could have it in any hole

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

You look drunk, but you suck so hard 🤤 You really are a talent

Do you like jerking off to big boobs? Lucky me, I have those

Cunnilingus simulator 😛 Click and she'll cum on your face

All right, student, let's go hands-free — put your dick up and memorize the words