Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

Do you like jerking off to big boobs? Lucky me, I have those

Those secretaries on your payroll, asking you to fuck them for a bonus 🔥

What a bitch — teasing and beautiful legs, so how do you jerk off to her?

Cunnilingus simulator 😛 Click and she'll cum on your face

All right, student, let's go hands-free — put your dick up and memorize the words

What are you looking at? Get your dick out and fuck - she said I could have it in any hole

You look drunk, but you suck so hard 🤤 You really are a talent