Olds remember? That's Leela from Futurama with her tentacles

I showed my boobs to a virgin and he liked it, so now I can develop legs

My husband didn't put it in my ass, but my neighbor provided me with a cock for anal

I can't break up with my ex-boyfriend because of sex. We like fucking so much

I like cum in my anus - I give it in my ass and I don't worry about getting pregnant

I'll show my tits to the whole town if you don't wear a condom

We love s̶n̶o̶p̶t̶t̶ sex - instead of pulling her up on my dick, I pull her down on my dick

I aroused her with gentle caresses 💕 Now our sex will be orgasmic

Can you feel me licking you there? Now I'm coming-- catch a creampie

He offered her sex, she said yes - she didn't even resent the creampie

Ready for sex. 🤘🏻 I'm gonna take my fingers out of my pussy so you can come in

If you're caught red-handed, take off your clothes, I'll punish you personally

So what if I'm married? My husband won't know I came with my neighbor 🤤

I fucked her gently, I came in her - oops, I'm a daddy now 🫢

That's how you get stuck in porn, sister! Can't you get out without a dick?

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

That quickie - sucked, tits showing, fucking 🤷

She wanted BDSM, so he tied her up and gave her 50 Shades of Grey

I get in the shower and there she is. She's standing there wanting to have sex, it's beautiful 😍

I respect our friendship, that's why I fuck her, but I don't come inside her

Hey, why did you take off your condom? I'm gonna come inside you

Why not? She's a heavy sleeper, so let her give a blowjob

I gave you my word there would be no creampie! What's that coming out of me then?

That's the kind of tits I want in a wife! What's the holdup, hold the creampie