Student, you poured sperm all over my glasses — how am I supposed to go home now?

With a tutor on your dick, it's more memorable and you don't have to jerk off afterwards

I tried, I fucked her, and she came. I'm gonna cum on her face, too

Let's fuck the landlord? The fmf will allow you not to pay rent

Stop hitting on me, better let me give you a blowjob - but not a word to mom 🤫

I fucked up the car, but don't worry, fuck my asshole

I grabbed her by the throat, almost overdoing it, and she came twice

How come I have a wife and my stepsister sucks my dick?

Girlfriend dumped me, it's just you and your sister, so fuck me now

Fucked a sexologist, got his dick down her throat, that's how you work it out

Came to the village and immediately got into the local guy's pants

"Sonny, do you want your mother to make you feel good, tell me honestly?"

Oops, got a hard-on while I was helping my sister pick out her underwear

What a good friend I am — I fixed her laptop and fucked her good

Doctor, no porn doesn't eliminate the boner, only you can help

Brother, I bet I jerk off better than your ex-girlfriend — I'll prove it

Go ahead, fuck my girlfriend and I'll hold her hand, I'm a co-cult

Showing up with a dick in your ass! cheating and 1st anal 🍑

She took the condom off 😳 Now I have to get it out of my stepmom in time

Got caught jerking off. Stepmom, trust me, you'll come faster on my cock

Okay, fuck me! But my lover doesn't owe you shit anymore 😉 😉

Go have sex! Don't worry about NoNutNovember, it's more fun to cum in my pussy 💦

Neighbor, I'm outraged and horny! You've fucked everyone, but what about me?

Ripped his clothes off and fucked him 😱 So much for sucking on the show