Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

"Let's not tell our brother what game we played today."

Forgot to make dinner, but offered a celebratory blowjob in return

We don't have much time before our friends arrive, so let's make it quick

Okay, I'll go out with you, but only in exchange for sex

Didn't want to distract you from your work, but Nancy Flo knows how to persuade

Neighbor, is your wife whoring again? Let me suck your dick so it doesn't hurt so much

Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

The guests are still half an hour away, so I have time to give him my fucking present

- I'm fucking studying for my midterm. - Fuck me, I'm ready for my camshot

So that's how poor college girls pay for rent

Honey, stop jerking off! Do what you know how to do, hold on to your dick

I'm your new roommate and I'll do anything for toilet paper!

Gave my girlfriend a vibrator — she's never come so fast!

The pizza delivery guy agreed to accept payment in a different way

I wanted to sleep more before studying, but my beloved jumped on the dick

My dream robot vacuum cleaner — sucks dick 3 times a day and doesn't get tired

Did you say you missed me? So prove it by opening your mouth and sucking your dick

When a girl doesn't need to be asked — she sucks her dick and rubs her pussy

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Hmm, licked my balls... I get it, she's about to take my dick down her throat