Stranger girl, you want free pizza, show me how you give a blowjob

Honey, you're the boss at work, but at home you lick my pussy, okay?

Sunshine, be patient, it will definitely help get you out of the washer

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

Asked her boyfriend to film sex on camera so she could brag about it

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

Did you get socks and shower gel for February 23? I got a blowjob

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you