I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot

Mom made a gift to her son by inviting her daughter to fuck them

What a good friend I am — I fixed her laptop and fucked her good

What an asshole! I was jerking off and my brother was peeping (or better yet, fucking me)

Stepmom caught me peeking - and it wasn't my fault, I got a boner

Pizza is an excuse. What I really need is a delivery guy and his dick

Sister, my boyfriend will fuck me until I squirt and fuck you

My pussy's all fucked up, but for your sake I'll squirt one more time

My friend's mom burned me with her panties, but she didn't scold me too much

I regretted that I seduced him because all he wanted was anal

Still managed to talk a guy into a threesome with his best friend

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

We've been married for a week and you haven't fucked me yet, I'm going crazy!

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

I was looking for a T-shirt and found a big dick — I couldn't get past it

Called her to play PS, but bitches are more used to playing with dicks

Daughter, that's not how you masturbate. I'm going to teach you everything

Gave to the professor, sucked in the throat - and so I'm sure I'll be a polyglot soon?

Fuck me, but don't dump it in me. You're an ex, it's friends sex now

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

We agreed without anal, and he puts his tongue or his finger up his ass

Hey, stranger, fuck me 😏 Because it's March 8th and I don't have a boyfriend

I called him here to fuck with me, and he really thought I needed a windup

Your wife won't know about the affair, you just don't fuck me to a crumpet