Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

You gotta train all your muscles - especially the ones in your dick

I feel sorry for my dad, he's working and I'm cumming in his wife's mouth

Stop jerking me off, sister! Why don't you let me cum in you?

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

One pussy is good, but two is better! I've got a couple girlfriends on my dick

I fucked a stranger like that! A girl in this position doesn't give

Ovulation is making my head explode 🤯 She wants me to fuck her until she cramps

I'm having a one-night stand, and I'd be fine, but I fucked the girl's mom

I blew my pussy at cards and I got a blowjob. And my friend and I sucked together

Neighbor, I'm outraged and horny! You've fucked everyone, but what about me?

Fucking nurse, after having sex with her, all my complaints went away

Oh, I shouldn't have come inside - she'll have to give birth to me 🤯

Brought a classmate home to study, but cunnilingus was more important

A glass of booze and an underfucked young mother asking for a massage

My brother poured tea on my shirt, or better yet, sperm — well, now he will

Oh, my stepmom's dick got hard. And she shoved it up her ass 😳

She's already tired of cumming, screaming and swearing, and he's still fucking rough

These girlfriends are fire 🔥 They saw a dick and offered a threesome

She's asking you to cum all over her 😍 Will you fill her tits with your dick?

🥵 - my face when I found out this boobie was going to give a booty fuck

Did you think I was really stuck here? No, your stepmom fucked you up 😅

Yeah, I fucked a waitress and a girl, both in a public restroom

Came naked to your bed, so when are you going to start fucking me? 🤨