If the ex forgot what happened yesterday, I'll take out my penis and remind her

I'm not going to fuck you, I'm a doctor, but you can lick my dick

Brother, look, this is what a woman's tits look like, and you show me your dick

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

Now I'll get naked and the guy will immediately forget about the wrecked car

Drunk wife told me to fuck off and went to bed. Okay, I'll fuck my friend

"Guys, are we just going to keep going in silence? Look, we're not wearing panties."

That's service — I rented a room and they gave me a girl to fuck

Be careful! This pervert can break into your house, too

"I don't have any money at all, can I pay for the trip with my body?"

We didn't get laid in the woods, so we had to move to the beach

The whore believed it was my crib and let me rip her pantyhose

Are you teasing me with your naked ass? Pull up your skirt, you'll get fucked in the field

Came home drunk from a party and told her brother she wanted to fuck

Mom distracted her son from playing Minecraft to teach him how to anal

Went camping and called a guy she liked to fuck in the woods

We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

I assure my wife I'm not cheating, and friend girl's waiting for me to cum

Asked me to fuck her and cum on her face - I did, love her 🫶

I wanted to blackmail her, and she's already fucking me

The deeper you take it in your mouth, the faster you get cum on your face 😉

Went to a friend's house for an orgasm, because her husband is drunk and can't fuck

That's a swallow, you got your dick in your throat! All right, you suck at forgiveness