I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

Creampie already in you, get up doggystyle and show how it flows out

Everyone fucks sisters in porn, and you won't give me a dick for revenge for a guy?

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

She put on a condom and stood up, and that's how she worked the trip

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

Fucked a lesbian, and no wonder - a real dick is irreplaceable

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

I wanted to suck up to my mom, but I really had to lick her 😳

Oh, she's so juicy - didn't even fuck me, but two minutes later I'm already cumming

I won't fuck my wife's pregnant sister in the pussy, let her do the anus

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

Sister, my boyfriend will fuck me until I squirt and fuck you

She talked her husband into an orgy, and now he's got another man's wife sucking and giving

Without your mother, it's like having no hands! You can't even jerk off properly

What an understanding neighbor I have - a little blackmail and she already sucks

I slept with my sister, why is she jerking off so well, she wants to stick it in

Fucked someone else's boyfriend and let him cum inside, so he won't go back to his ex