Quiet, or my husband will wake up and give us a cunt for cheating

"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it

I feel like she'll blow me and I'll look at the sea tomorrow

You helped me with the game, but what are we going to do about my lack of sex?

Get your mind off of Atomic Heart, I've already agreed to anal

Ready to cheat, just to have my brother fuck me (and do the dishes 👀)

I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

No, honey, dressed like a whore, get a dick, work can wait

Son, why the fuck did you put your dick in me? At least don't come!

I don't cheat for a guy, I just show my neighbor in the entryway my ass

Brother, can you check if I'm clean over there? It's a date tonight 🥹

Psst, get your dick out and come to me - I'll show you how I can swallow

What kind of study is it if she hasn't even seen a dick yet? Here, watch this

"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

Friend, it's all right for you and the girl, but let me fuck my sister

A great hostel is one where strangers quietly take in their mouths

Husband, don't worry, your friend came in (and entered me with his dick)

Now you know where to stick your dick, you can fuck my daughter

No cash, I'll suck it for delivery. And if that's not enough, we'll fuck

I masturbate with the door open so my son can see I'm ready to fuck

I could jerk her off with my panties, but my sister is better on my dick

Oh, I took the wrong pill, now I want to get on my dick - brother, help me 🥹

What are you looking at, boobs? Well, I'm already pregnant, you can fuck me