You steal, and if you earned like a neighbor, you'd give it to me in the ass like that

I regretted that I seduced him because all he wanted was anal

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

You should have rubbed him right away, otherwise he only thinks about his orgasm

Friend girl, we said no men today, and you're sucking dick

You go to a bar with your friends, and when you leave with whores, I feel your pussy

And don't look so pitiful — it fits in your throat and it fits in your pussy

Got the hint, Elden Ring goes on pause and the favorite goes on dick

That's my wife over there (playing), and that's my friend girl (sucking my dick)

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Almost burned with shame, but licked her friend's pussy in front of her boyfriend

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

Yeah, I'm no good at seducing, but I suck good, don't I?

"Okay, I'll suck your dick, but don't tell anyone," the blackmail succeeded

Brother, I bet I jerk off better than your ex-girlfriend — I'll prove it

Wow — ordered a whore in GTA 5, and she really gave me

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

While you're freezing in your country, I'm in the warmth banging this hottie

Sister, don't make fun of me, but I'm a virgin. Can you help me?

It's not a dream, it's Halloween — the dead sister has come to play with her dick

You know, I don't give it to strangers in the anus, so let's get acquainted

Honey, wake up! No, go back to sleep, I'll take care of your boner

Brother held on as best he could, but this bitch knows how to talk her way into sex

Hiding from your big sister? Of course I'm not, just suck my dick