Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

Were you peeping, man? Come on, let's go to the bathroom and fuck me

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

Oh, are we still doing sports? That feels good, I just came

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Why so embarrassed, never had a girlfriend? Seize the moment while I give it to you

Husband's at work and you're not wearing panties? Come on, let's go have a neighborly fuck

I fucked my mother's friend, but not a word to her! In case she gets jealous

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

Okay, I agree to make amateur homemade porn, but don't show it to your friends 🤫

Caught a girl cheating - who gives a fuck, it's all right for a friend

You dare touch my dick? We're friends, now lick my balls

She's fucking herself and orgasming - anything to get you to cum with her

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

That's what happens when you stop a gamer from winning - call him names and fuck him

Stepdad, teach me how to have sex, it's like going on a date as a virgin

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

What tip? You asked me to fuck you, so now you have to endure it

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

When can I pay you back? I can right now, but I'm a virgin 🫢

Oops, my girlfriend found out I was fucking my sister. At least she's not jealous