Security guard, how many hints can you give me - I'll give you one and go for a walk, ok? 😏

Are you kidding me? I step away for a minute, and you guys are already fucking

"Anal is not cheating!" - Trusted my stepmom, now she's got sperm in there

Imagine bringing your wife on vacation and there she is.... See for yourself! 😡

Why are you such a fucking bitch? You come in drunk and suck me off

She's drunk and asking me to fuck her. Okay, I'm not gonna say no to my sister

Listen, man, no time to talk. Your wife's drunk and she wants to cum

We fucked last night and I don't remember. Fuck me again, I want to come with you

"I wish I'd never fucked you."

Got the sex epidemic virus, now she has rabies uteri 😱

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I'm gonna fuck you right here before my wife finds out 🥵 The bartender's got me

He jammed her mouth and fucked her. Her sister's drunk, she won't tell her wife

Your girlfriend's in the bathroom, and you need sex right now, fuck me

I have a boyfriend, but I'm drunk. He won't know if you fuck me

Collector, you can't scare me with a dick, you can shove it up my ass

Did we have sex last night? Holy fuck. I actually have a boyfriend

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

I drank just a little bit, but I've already exposed my breasts for a friend, and then what?

What a nut 🌰 Her ass is made for sexual pleasure 😏

Are you sure it's not cheating? Well, then put it in, let there be sperm inside

Walked in the wrong door and... got an orgasm with shivering, but on someone else's dick 😳

Both underfucked 😱 I fucked them in all kinds of ways - on their backs and doggystyle