If you're whining about anal, here's a creampie for you - you're already pregnant, you won't get pregnant

I won't fuck my wife's pregnant sister in the pussy, let her do the anus

The doctor told me not to fuck before the birth. But he didn't mention ass

A hint of sex? Let's go to the anus, I'm pregnant, there's no room

The masseuse is already knocked up at work, but she still wants her dick

I fuck her so much that she forgives me for cheating on her and she'll have my baby

I'm holding my wife's hand and I'm worried she's pregnant and she's got a dick in her anus

My mother is already pregnant, but I'm still going to come in the anus, just in case