Remember, friend girl, that's how you give a teacher and an "A" on the exam is yours

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Hey, what about the creampie? All right, I'll put my fingers inside

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

I wish he'd pull out in time, or he'd get caught up in the rough fucking, in case he didn't make it in time

Stranger girl not only jerked me off and sucked me off - she promised me anal

I'll put my panties in my mouth to keep her from yelling, and I'll put my dick in her mouth to keep her from cumming

A stranger gets his dick up, and she's married - nothing, it doesn't interfere with sex

Are you out of your fucking mind? You're not going to any club, though if you blow me...

Are you done yet? No, that wasn't our agreement, put it back in

The first date is not a reason to give up sex, what do you think?

Honey, don't sulk, I'll fuck you quickly and play Cyberpunk

I was afraid that my girlfriend was cheating, so I cheated just in case

Yeah, we're not experienced lesbians, but everyone knows you have to lick it

Honey, look into your eyes when you suck your dick, and don't forget your balls

Did you think that only guys jerk off and watch porn?

Woke up and a boner in the girlfriend — well, what's to argue about, we have to keep going

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

Showing her tits and sucking her dick is how she gets straight A's at the university

You shouldn't be rubbing your hand, buddy, why don't you rub my pussy?

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid