It's too late to be shy. She showed me her tits, I got a boner, I gotta fuck

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

I lick you in the 69 position, so you take my dick deeper into your mouth

I asked for a blowjob and she took my virginity - what a bunch of strangers

We'll fuck, I'll do all the work, and I can't do it without creampie

He was so hard to cry with his dick, he fucked me even harder

You say one cock isn't enough for you? Well, open your mouth for a second one

Student, the size of your penis determines your grade! Yours is an A

I'll fuck another man in front of you, will you shrug it off? (imitating cuckold)

I came naked and masturbated, so he'll know right away that I'm here for sex

- Student beauty, you need to be pulled up...? - Pull me up! Although, pull it up

What shall we do? Let's fuck! Why else would you invite strangers home?

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

I didn't have to persuade her - my dick showed, her legs spread by themselves

I'm going to stick my finger up her ass, maybe she'll put my cock up her ass, too

Brother, will you come inside? Don't worry, I'll squeeze it all out

You want sex, go next door — there's no room for the modest in the hostel

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

I didn't know you had such a big dick, I would have given it to you a long time ago

This isn't our first homemade porn — get up on the bridge

You will swear at me, and I will spank you and fuck you in the throat

She's like, "I'm gonna cum!" — And the man doesn't care, he takes it out and comes himself

I'm going to see a therapist and I'm going to hold out for the entire of No Nut November. Oh, that didn't help