Wow, my sister is jerking off to porn, she wants my dick anyway 😏

Fill me with sperm so that I scream from the risk of getting high

Pretend you can't see and take pictures — my boyfriend wants nudes

I don't give a fuck what you do, you can do it with your foot, as long as you fuck, honey 😂

She showed her ass on the first date! Well I'll show her my dick then😈

And that's tough! She swallows his dick until it hurts and licks his ass like a whore

The courier was fucked up — she met me naked and asked me to spank her

Red ass, cussed, fucked-what more do you need to have an orgasm?

My brother asked me not to distract him, and I had already "accidentally" undressed

Asking if I'm ready to suck my dick — my dick is always ready, go ahead

Almost got a D, but she remembered that she can suck an A

She showed me a fucking pussy, so I came three times in a row

Husband, why are you jerking off? You better lick and fuck your bitch

Why are you yelling from your orgasm, the neighbors are going to come running

"I'll just watch!" — You've had your eye on the pussy, now you can get it in

A guy breaks his iPhone — that's a reason to drop it and suck a stranger's dick

Is H&M closing too? Let's have one last fuck in the locker room

Who gives a fuck — hid the whore in the closet to stick it in his wife, too

He put his cock up to her throat where it belongs

Honey, will you raise the baby — let the sperm come from a friend?

I'm trying to work, and she's trying to get on my dick — she misses me, you see

Learning anatomy from a textbook? Here's a real penis for you to study

Neighbor, what else can I do to get you to rough me up already?

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you