What does your team's Tidehunter do while you're playing Dota 2

No place to meet guys — I masturbate so I don't go crazy

Honey, do you want some tea? — No, I want to enter your sweet pussy!

Forgot to make dinner, but offered a celebratory blowjob in return

Distracted his young wife from cleaning and fucked her right in the kitchen

A friend girl noticed that I got horny while I was taking pictures of her for Twitter

Another morning with a girlfriend who always wants to fuck

I couldn't cum on my own, so I called my boyfriend to help me