I've been jerking you off and putting you on my dick for a minute. Squidward, come out!

A stranger's dick? I'm not afraid of it - I can fuck him myself 🎃

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

What a fucked up ex-fucking (spoiler alert - and fucking around, too 😡 )

You came, and then I came! But there's just one thing about you

Spread your legs, I'm gonna fuck you. You can't just lie there

I beat you, bro! Fuck me, I'm waiting for my prize orgasm

Fucking hell, I didn't get a visa out of line for nothing, look who the fuck I fucked

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

Yeah, I watch porn and jerk off! You're peeping, and I want to have sex

I get that kind of innuendo, and I get it. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

Boy: licking is embarrassing. Man: enjoys the orgasms of his beloved

No one expected this ending - she offered to fuck my father

Holy shit, Deadpool's titty girl 🥵 Very sexy, I blew her

I left my boyfriend, no sex 🥺 Maybe I'll at least give the shrink a blowjob

I didn't expect my ass to throb from anal myself

I want me to sleep and my brother to come and fuck me. Done!

It's gotten to the point where she's a creampie. She's the one who said: "Knock it off!"

How risky is arousing - a guy taking a shower and a friend cums on his face

You're almost naked, don't be surprised by the boner! Even though I'm an employee, I'll fuck you

The new roommate is sexy 🥵 I cum 4 times with her, even creampies

Swearing and calling herself a fucking bitch - it's a turn-on, I'm coming

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you