I thought you were experienced, so I gave it to you And this is your first time, son

I thought she was a gamer, but she's a dyke So I threw a stick at her

Response to homework: "Are you sure you're not a virgin? Prove it!"

It's like when you tell a friend you fucked his mom and you're not lying

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

I'm so screwed! While I was taking my sister's virginity, I got it in her

Seduced my sister, and I'm not ashamed - you can't go to her boyfriend's innocent

What time is it? It's time for your anal - put your ass on the line, baby 😎

Promise you'll be gentle with me. I've never been with a guy before

All right, take your finger out of your ass. Daddy's gonna give you an orgasm

- Wait, I'm not ready for anal! - Too late, wife, the ass is already printed

Did you notice I'm not wearing panties? To hell with school, touch my pussy

You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place

Wanted her first anal, but not with Santa 🎅🏻 Full jingle belz

Showing up with a dick in your ass! cheating and 1st anal 🍑

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

I was timid, but she did it all by herself — every virgin's dream

The first sex, and I already In The Ass finished off A friend's mom, even though she won't get knocked up

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

Student, you poured sperm all over my glasses — how am I supposed to go home now?

Okay, fine, I'll be your first man (that's cheating!)

I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

What do you mean, not until the wedding 😳 doggystyle get up and pussy me

How easy it is to negotiate with a nerd if you're a girl of experience