It's been a long time since I licked your pussy, so for February 14 I'm going to give you cunnilingus

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

If a guy wants a threesome and doesn't have a girlfriend, I'll let him fuck HER

Showed Mary Rock what happens when you wake a guy up with a blowjob

The girl had just left, and I brought a friend

Where are you going? I'm going to shove my dick up your tonsils first, then go

Honey, a blowjob is not cheating. I only suck my friend's dick, but I don't give it in the pussy

Why are you covering yourself with a towel? It's about to get wet from squirting

Honey, enough with the tenderness, take out your dick and put it in here

You know what to do — lick your balls and get more sperm

Sister, don't tell your boyfriend it's my sperm

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

I asked not to distract you, but if you want an orgasm, you'll have an orgasm

On New Year's Eve I was embarrassed, but on Old New Year's Eve I did sip a friend's dick

Do you like to suck a big cock? Love to get cum right down your throat, too

Chief, don't give a bonus, but teach me how to give a blowjob before a date

Not only did she give me a blowjob, she also swallowed sperm

I'm sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for foreplay right now

Is that how you're dressed to fuck? Take your panties off, they're unnecessary

Honey, I know what we're going to do tonight — get your dick out

This is how to teach deep sucking — with a collar and without tenderness

And danced and stood up doggystyle — that's the kind of innuendo about sex I understand

I'll have time to blow a stranger, because the ropeway is so slow

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch