Why should we drink tea when we can have anal sex?

"Honey, I need your sperm to make yogurt tastier!"

Almost ripped the tight ass of a patient girl, and she loved it

Didn't want to help clean up, just fucked her in the kitchen

"Leave me alone, let me finish my homework, or they'll give me an F again!"

Paused the movie to enjoy his fat cock

Is this blackmail? Fuck between my tits instead of a blowjob, they're big, bro

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Oh, my sister was just asking for a massage, how did I get my dick in her?

Why did you put your finger in your mouth? You'd better come over here and put your dick in your mouth

It's fucking great to play with VR glasses, but the moaning keeps getting in the way

I gave you an iPhone 13, so why are you still wearing it?

Get on your dick and do your best, or I won't give you any more money

You don't have to say good night to me — I sleep better after sex

You can order food, but you'd better show me what you can do in bed

She begged me to make her a baby, but I was afraid and cum on her ass

I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

Oops, cum leaked out of my asshole after anal — went home wet

I jerked you off with my legs — now you bring me to orgasm

He poured all his sperm into her vagina — now you can go to school

Ooh, the maid's ass is giving me a hard time! Does she swallow the cum? 🤔

She bent over for her neighbor, bent over for a creampie, all for a deal

This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen

Oh, you're not getting laid, are you? Let me fuck you instead of my husband, sister