At the public gym, I squat on my dick, it's more effective

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

Getting back at a guy for being late for a movie by eating a stranger's sperm

So I took his girlfriend to Ikea with a vibrator in her pussy

I didn't expect to be so lucky on my first date!

The photographer doesn't need to be embarrassed — cum from cunnilingus, baby

I'm teaching her English, but she's bored, she's rubbing her pussy

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

Honey, do you know that you have to pay for expensive vacations with sex?

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)