Brother, look: the butt is big, but the pussy is small. How not to fuck

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Oh, is there a problem with your dick? Get it out now, I'll help you

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

It's embarrassing to blackmail my sister, but how else can I get her to have sex?

Where are you going? How about a blowjob? I promise I won't come on your face

Put it in deeper, you know a whole long dick goes in, I'll come

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Fuck me, like I'm your girlfriend, but for gifts, I'll be like a kept woman

It's too late to be shy. She showed me her tits, I got a boner, I gotta fuck

Oh, I'm fucking my girlfriend's boyfriend. She won't be offended. That's the kind of dick you have to share

I showed my underwear to a friend, he gave me a blowjob. I knew he only wanted sex

My ex is an asshole, but you're not, are you, bro? Come inside me

She came out naked, fucked me, and walked off into the sunset. That's 1 beach

"Suck it quietly and we won't get burned" - I love working in the mall as a counselor

What's gotten into the stepmother? She came to me naked and creampie seduced

Why don't we fuck by the window? Not everyone is seduced by their sister

Whenever I offer a dick, she always sucks it. 🫦 And then she gets excited and gives it to me

Kept herself for her husband, but was fucked by a friend on her wedding day

It's obvious she hasn't come in a long time. She screamed on my dick three times in a row

Look, it's your wife! She's a great fuck, take care of her

Fuck her in the ass daily and her back won't hurt (not for sure)

Mmm, my neighbor's pretty. I'm gonna fuck her and cum in her mouth