Stop thinking about your wife — take me and the apartment. Convincing?

I fell in love with a lesbian, and she always has naked friends in the house — I tolerate

If you don't like the gag in your mouth, get a big dick, but don't scream

Did you notice I'm not wearing panties? To hell with school, touch my pussy

Just don't cum inside, just on the pussy, it's also risky

Hottie gave me a pussy — vacation was not in vain

Here's your dick, suck it hard, or I'll leave you for your friend, okay?

Called her to play PS, but bitches are more used to playing with dicks

She says she wants to spin on my dick, even though we are a public

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

What are you looking at? Give me your pussy to fuck and I'll cum on your pretty face

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

Lily, come sit on my dick, because after your massage I have a boner

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

I have a hard-on, and my sister's ass is beckoning. I'll stick it in once, it's no big deal

Oops, the Snow Maiden got the wrong address... but the dick is big, so she stayed

I showed my tits in the park🍒 And if you invite me home, I'll let you look up my skirt

Oops, fucked the girl's sister - but I had nothing to do with it, they have the same asses!

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Hired a maid to fuck, it's cheaper than getting married

Yes beautiful boobs, sister, you suck it already - I'm tired of being a virgin

Interrupted masturbation creampie, this instead of lube - all for my beloved

Don't break, sit on your dick and enjoy it - and show your brother your tits

She gets excited and sits on my dick - I'll see her tits bouncing 👀