I bought my girlfriend a season ticket to the pool, and she kicked me in the ass for it

Sister, I'm not a maniac — you want me to fuck you, ask for it

This bartender is not picky — whoever stays at the bar sucks it

Get used to it, you're my wife now and I'll fuck you every day

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

Thought she could play while fucking, but all she could do was moan

Honey, sit on your face, don't think about your dick — your friend girl can do it

He caught her with a finger up her ass — now she's got no time for masturbation

We'll screw the light bulb in later, I'd rather screw my dick into a tight pussy

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick

Give me a break, I just wanted to stand there, but you can fuck me, too

The first time without her husband on vacation, and she already lost her pussy to a stranger

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

What's with the face? You don't believe I'm going to fuck you in the toilet?

We had an agreement on mfm, and you brought a friend, so we're swingers?

Fucking storyline - 2010, I got it in her, I didn't become a Jedi

Yeah, I'm not your mother! But on the plus side, you can fuck me and lick me

Not cheating, but sex for learning purposes - personally made a man out of my son

I love my friend. He taught me how to fuck. Now I'm gonna please my boyfriend

I offered sex for fun, and she showed me her tits and wanted to suck me off

Spread your legs, I'm gonna fuck you. You can't just lie there

You came! And then, uh. no shame, no conscience, no phone number

That's the tension I put on my friend. I got his cum all over me

Sorry if I fucked you last night 🍸 Let's do it again, but with a creampie