You know, friend, I'm fucking sick of being friends with you, take off your pants

I thought I'd just jerk off, but I wanted to cum too, so I sat on the dick

- I couldn't stand it, so I tore my tights! - But your dick was in you in no time at all

I woke you up, I'll fuck you - and you shouldn't sleep without panties

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

That was a good fuck! But get the sperm out of your face, your dad won't understand

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

I only wanted a massage, but the big dick convinced me to change my mind, fuck

You've seen how she's flowing! I'll pour her sperm in there too, she said it was okay

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

I took off my dress, and then I'll rip my pantyhose and put them on my dick

Exorcising a demon from my wife with a stoner on her face -- it's Halloween, baby

I put my daughter in, she wanted to cum and creampie so badly, I couldn't say no

Brother, do you think you'll fuck me? I'll fuck you myself, get ready

I came home from school and immediately took up the penis — what have you done again?

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done

Now she doesn't want to have regular sex - she only wants to have sex in the ass

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

She's still sucking her dick, but she's already giving me her tits - that's where I'm going to cum

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

Invited a neighbor to come inside, but he came in from the back door

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?

Make her guilty and then offer to make it up to her — it works

Almost got a D, but she remembered that she can suck an A