Isn't she ashamed to show off like that 🍑? I'm gonna fuck her up

We had a drink and it was like I've never had such a good fuck in the bathhouse

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

She's drunk and now she wants me - her dad doesn't fuck her, what's that got to do with me? 😫

Are you really gonna walk down the street with cum on your face? (yes 👀)

"Anal is not cheating!" - Trusted my stepmom, now she's got sperm in there

Imagine bringing your wife on vacation and there she is.... See for yourself! 😡

Why are you such a fucking bitch? You come in drunk and suck me off

She's drunk and asking me to fuck her. Okay, I'm not gonna say no to my sister

Listen, man, no time to talk. Your wife's drunk and she wants to cum

I let mine get drunk with a friend, then they give me a double

"I wish I'd never fucked you."

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

I'm gonna fuck you right here before my wife finds out 🥵 The bartender's got me

He jammed her mouth and fucked her. Her sister's drunk, she won't tell her wife

Your girlfriend's in the bathroom, and you need sex right now, fuck me

"I'll make a case for you or I'll fuck your body," that's what I gave the cop

I have a boyfriend, but I'm drunk. He won't know if you fuck me

Did we have sex last night? Holy fuck. I actually have a boyfriend

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later

I'm drunk and I want casual sex, you have condoms, right?

I drank just a little bit, but I've already exposed my breasts for a friend, and then what?