Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Everyone knows multiorgasm, but have you seen a multicamshot? four multicamshots at a time

Once a year on New Year's Eve a milf gives it to me, and the creampie lets me

Got a milf to do her homework, promised not to leak - you didn't see anything

Convinced the maid that giving to the master was also part of her duties

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Oh, I didn't have time to get it... But you like sperm in your pussy, don't you?

It's a fuck-up - he drove his black dick all the way in, and how did the pussy stand it up

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

I took her to a restaurant and she decided to fuck with me! I mean, fuck me

Try counting how many times an Asian girl has squirted from a threesome

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

Finally fucked an Asian girl, I came twice - both times inside

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

I'll keep fucking after I've stoned, so I can get the sperm inside as well

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"