I took her to McDonald's and she came for joy (and the vibrator)

Are you watching porn again? Better fuck, I'm sick of cumming from toys

That's some fucked-up shit. She's fucking the pillow in her sleep! I wish she was fucking me

Is this blackmail? Fuck between my tits instead of a blowjob, they're big, bro

A blowjob and that's it?! You want me to keep a secret, spread your legs, sister

You could have just said thank you, but that's okay too 😏

I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna lick it off - along with the camshot

I was looking for the G-spot everywhere, but I found it in my ass, anally

Staring at boobs and almost becoming a father - that's me being a risk taker 🤯

So I came inside you, so what? They'll give you equity, look for the upside!

I was fucked in the game and fucked in real life - but at least the sex is nicer

On a cum in the mouth - until you eat, you don't go anywhere

She checked my ass, she slobbered on my dick - everything's ready for anal, fuck

Cum inside and make sure it doesn't leak out. I just wanted a dick

I'm jerking off to porn and waiting to get fucked, too

Turn around doggystyle, looking at that ass is sure to make me cum

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Honey, fuck me, because you only have Atomic Heart

That's a swallow, you got your dick in your throat! All right, you suck at forgiveness

You dare touch my dick? We're friends, now lick my balls

Now we are definitely even, just wash your hair from the sperm 💦

Fucking hell, he fucks me - good thing I risked giving him a blowjob

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

I put it on my dick and fucked it to orgasm - it made her eyes glaze over