I went for an ultrasound and the doctor was undressing me... I'm not talking, he's a doctor, he knows better 🫣

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Look what's between my legs - stick your dick in there, it'll feel good

I'll fuck her first, you'll lick my dick, and then I'll slip it to you. You got it?

You come in the bathroom, come in me. I'm not the only one who has to come

I'll fuck you for skipping school, so she knows what the future holds for truants

I let my brother touch my tits, and he's already licking me... oh, I'm coming

Ouch, that wasn't our agreement! You stuck me in without asking, and in the ass, too!

Hey, I asked for a massage! Although it's nice with your tongue, lick it until you have an orgasm

She asked for a creampie, I came in her. I put my panties on and nothing happened!

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

Public sex - she gave a blowjob and spread her legs. Risky!

Husband, call me later, because I urgently need to "finish" one thing

"Anal Airlines!" - we have everything through the ass, even orgasm 🍑

Don't break, sit on your dick and enjoy it - and show your brother your tits

I open my mouth and he'll know it's in there, not in there

I'm a delivery guy, I delivered a pizza, I fucked you in fmf, you'll share the cum

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

Why are you jerking off with my panties? Come here, I'll do it myself

Four orgasms with shivering in our first sex! Come inside, you've earned it

What's with the face? You don't believe I'm going to fuck you in the toilet?

That's so gross! There's cum all over her face, and she's walking down the street and she's not embarrassed

My wife won't let me jerk off, every day she jumps on my dick to the krempai