Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

You wanted an orgasm for New Year's Eve, get one ✨ I'm a brother, I'm always here to help

Suck it in when you see me moaning from the buzz, you didn't miss

My dad's away, and I'm ready to fuck. My mom's gotta cum from someone

Diane, what are you doing down south? It's New Year's Eve and we're looking forward to a new year

If a Negro Cum in me, what kind of children will there be? Let 's check it out now 🌚

Forget about his girlfriend! I won't let go until you fuck me

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

That's how the dummer girl from the meme gets laid in real life (rule 34)

Made her brother a fucking surprise so he wouldn't even look at her ass

Bro, fuck... I've been stuck three times and you still haven't fucked me!

- Fuck, sister... I'm in your body. What am I supposed to do? Fuck, of course!

Dude, I was expecting a cumshot and you just pissed right in my mouth? 😳

Wow, you can go to hell for an iPhone! (and I was about to, go ahead and change.)

I could have had an iPhone, but an argument is an argument - I only have a creampie

When can I pay you back? I can right now, but I'm a virgin 🫢

I've never seen such a powerful smack before! You haven't had sex in a year?

Either you suck my dick on the roof or I'll spank it for you, honey

"Shut up and suck a dick," and he put it in so hard it made my throat crumple

You're wearing your friend's sperm! And then you say you're not a whore?

You couldn't have come in a condom? I took it off, what am I supposed to do with a creampie?

Honey, cum inside my friend - we don't want kids, but she does

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

What did you do, bro? I trusted you and you stuck your dick in me