What are you whining about, you're already pregnant, you won't get pregnant again. I'll come where I want

You don't know how to fuck in the ass? So stick it in your mom's ass and learn

Don't worry, get your dick out, and if mom burns us, we'll fuck in front of her

Are you horny? I'll suck your dick, but don't let it happen again, son!

I'll cum in a drunk stepmother - she'll fly in and give birth to my brother! (what a moron 🤨)

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Son, get the fuck out of the bathroom, I'm not sucking your dick here (erroneous)

- What the fuck are you doing? - Fucking my mother, you said I could!

Fucked his wife's daughter - fmf as a present, New Year's Eve

I shared my boyfriend with my daughter, now I'll share my sperm in her mouth

VR is fucking awesome, except I feel like I'm getting fucked all the time

What should I do to keep my son busy so he doesn't disturb me? I got it. Let him lick it

I came up and put it in from behind. I'm not fucking crazy, my mom wanted it

Come on, teach me about sex, or do I have to lick your ass? Oh, really?

Son, what the fuck? I found condoms and you didn't fuck me 🤬

Walked in on your mom without knocking and didn't realize what that dick was doing up her ass?

Accidentally came in a friend's mom... It's not my fault, it's my first sex 🥵

Fuck me quietly! Or mom will wake up, so I'll have to fuck her too

Son, are you stupid? I can't get laid, but you've got a big dick. Fuck it already

What are you looking at, boobs? Well, I'm already pregnant, you can fuck me

My mother sucks, and I'll suck! But she's for a stranger, and I'm for a guy

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Fucked me in the mouth while I was asleep! How did my son know I liked to suck?

Wife, you're pregnant, choose a name for the baby, not orgasms