How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

What are you whining about, you're already pregnant, you won't get pregnant again. I'll come where I want

I hope my husband doesn't hear me cumming off my son's fucking tongue

I'll cum in a drunk stepmother - she'll fly in and give birth to my brother! (what a moron 🤨)

Walked in on your mom without knocking and didn't realize what that dick was doing up her ass?

I asked you to sleep, not sleep, son! But you can fuck me, okay

Two orgasms and a squirt - that's what a lesbian threesome is like

I fuck my ass with it and I'm okay with it, but I like your dick better, son

Are you horny? I'll suck your dick, but don't let it happen again, son!

My mother sucks, and I'll suck! But she's for a stranger, and I'm for a guy

Don't worry, get your dick out, and if mom burns us, we'll fuck in front of her

Fucked his wife's daughter - fmf as a present, New Year's Eve

Fuck me quietly! Or mom will wake up, so I'll have to fuck her too

Blowjob, anal, and I also got it in my ass, but I punished my mom for cheating on me

- What the fuck are you doing? - Fucking my mother, you said I could!

What are you looking at, boobs? Well, I'm already pregnant, you can fuck me

Wife, you're pregnant, choose a name for the baby, not orgasms

Come on, teach me about sex, or do I have to lick your ass? Oh, really?

I came up and put it in from behind. I'm not fucking crazy, my mom wanted it

Oh, come on, you guys are fucking?! And your mother isn't fucked, you selfish people

Son, what the fuck? I found condoms and you didn't fuck me 🤬

I couldn't decide whose ass was tighter, but I fucked them both in fmf

Looks like mom's fast asleep. I'll touch her right here, she won't even notice

Son, get the fuck out of the bathroom, I'm not sucking your dick here (erroneous)