Is that a real ass? I thought it was a doll. That's a good one

Let's do homework so my husband can jerk off to me instead of porn

Honey, fuck me, because you only have Atomic Heart

Ahhh, fuck, he's got an Apple Watch on his dick instead of an erection ring

Is this blackmail? Fuck between my tits instead of a blowjob, they're big, bro

I make sure he doesn't come inside - when you finish fucking him, put his sperm on his tits

I came inside and pretended everything was okay. You didn't jump off the dick yourself