It's like when you tell a friend you fucked his mom and you're not lying

Wanted her first anal, but not with Santa 🎅🏻 Full jingle belz

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

I asked for a blowjob and she took my virginity - what a bunch of strangers

Brother, teach me how to suck a dick, or the guy will think I'm a virgin

Sister, get in deeper, or I'll tell my mom about the porn

Girls weren't interested until my mom showed me her boobs, and I got up right away

What the fuck is a babysitter, I'm 20 years old? If you don't want to fuck with me, then stay

Ouch, why stick your dick roughly in the ass - the first time you have to be gentle

What kind of study is it if she hasn't even seen a dick yet? Here, watch this

Who goes to a porn audition with a virginity? Okay, fuck you

Yes beautiful boobs, sister, you suck it already - I'm tired of being a virgin

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck