I've got a boner and you're naked, you can't get out without cum on your face

Do you let all your friends fuck your wife? Then I'd rather have a condom

Do you get off on masturbation? What I do with my dick makes you wet 💦

Wow, you can go to hell for an iPhone! (and I was about to, go ahead and change.)

Is your sister having nightmares? Let her in bed and on her dick - she'll calm down

Cums her, we're gonna have to go out 🙄 I can't blow off my friend's sister

I want to have an orgasm, but that's not enough - I want to have an orgasm before I have a strokes

Fucking three times a month and rent's cheap? I agree, fuck

Sucking, then asking for money works, only then cum in my throat

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Don't whine, open your mouth wide - it's not the first time you've swallowed

And mouth and tits in cum 💦 Now you can get your shit together

Doctor, what kind of blackmail - okay, fuck me, but don't even ask for money

Somebody's still got NoNutNovember, and we've got a tee on the schedule

Friend, don't you have a girlfriend? Not a problem, for a threesome, mine will do just as well

I'll fuck you roughly in the ass, but then I'll jerk you off to a squirt - don't refuse

The neighbor fucked me, poured cum all over me and went to his wife. He didn't fix the bed!

My girlfriend is a player... no, a cocksucker! She's a dickhead for every reason

She came, so she trusts me. I'll pour it inside her, I hope she appreciates it

Uncle, why are you jerking off? I know how to suck. Want to see?

What a humiliation - my wife is under a friend's cums, and I have to sit here and jerk off

See how tight it is? Put it in there, but don't come inside

I told my neighbor to come in, and he came in and cum in me, and I'm not ashamed