Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

Kohl, are you blackmailing me again? I'll sit on my dick, but not a word to my mother

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off