- What the fuck are you doing? - Fucking my mother, you said I could!

Son, what the fuck? I found condoms and you didn't fuck me 🤬

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

Son, get the fuck out of the bathroom, I'm not sucking your dick here (erroneous)

What are you looking at, boobs? Well, I'm already pregnant, you can fuck me

"Your place is bigger than my wife's." You should go to your neighbor more often

Shh, or the guy will hear and not be happy that I'm cheating in the bathhouse

"Did you cum in me?" - That's how you pass a grade at 19 (via creampie) 😳

VR is fucking awesome, except I feel like I'm getting fucked all the time

Ay, you fuck me in the ass - and why did I bring my friend for fmf?

You brought a friend for a blowjob, now hold the fmf - continuation

Son, are you stupid? I can't get laid, but you've got a big dick. Fuck it already

Brother, can you check if I'm clean over there? It's a date tonight 🥹

First time up the ass hurts, but you don't have to pay rent, so fuck me

You want a negro girl, go ahead, but only in fmf, I want one too

Oh, come on, you guys are fucking?! And your mother isn't fucked, you selfish people

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Whose fucking panties are these? I won't make a scene, but you're gonna come

What can I do to keep my stepdad quiet? Oops, he wants to come in the anus

Blowjob, anal, and I also got it in my ass, but I punished my mom for cheating on me

I invited a girl over and she's getting fucked. Eh, I thought I was the only one she'd give

Forget about your husband - you're having a sleepover, you'll have to cheat 👌

Son, are you blackmailing me? And I'm ready to give and even blow you

Blindfolded my wife so she didn't know it was her friend fucking her and not me 🫣