"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

You got a big dick, bro. Can you show me how to cum?

I saw my mother jerking off and something went wrong. My sperm in her

I'm flowing so hard. He's gonna fuck me in the ass anyway. There's enough lube for everything

It's so fucking tight in her ass - you can tell she never gave her husband anal sex

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

If you want sex, say it, I'll give it to you. I'll spare nothing for my son

I came inside my traveling companion and I don't care, I won't see her again

I'll pump her full of sperm and she'll forgive me for cheating, she won't leave with a creampie inside her

And how did she take it all?

You go back to sleep, I'm just gonna see if I can fit a fat dick in my mouth

I liked him so much I let him cum inside me on the first date

You came. You're shaking. I thought you'd never notice

If you want to have sex, you have to take a cock in your mouth and suck it. I can take that kind of hint

Now that you've shown your face, why don't you give it to me in the ass?

Are you sure you're not gonna put that anywhere? It's my first anal, I'm shy

Friend, don't you have a girlfriend? Not a problem, for a threesome, mine will do just as well

She's not faking it - got an orgasm as soon as I let her inside 💦

I can't put it in my ass, but an anal orgasm will make it quiver

Mom, take my virginity or I'll tell Dad you're fucking the neighbor

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

I'll put my hand into my sister's panties - she'll get excited, and then I'll stick my dick in her panties

The chest showed, doggystyle stood up. I didn't pass the casting, but I didn't get knocked up either

I wanted to cum in my mouth, but he cum in my ass - and I'm not squeamish