Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

What a humiliation - my wife is under a friend's cums, and I have to sit here and jerk off

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

I'll fuck you in the anus and next time you won't lose your panties

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

They even put it in her anus! Now we'll always fly business class

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

Kohl, are you blackmailing me again? I'll sit on my dick, but not a word to my mother

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I put my dick down her throat and she doesn't even choke

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off