My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

What a humiliation - my wife is under a friend's cums, and I have to sit here and jerk off

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What a bitch, she made a cuckold out of a guy on the phone and is enjoying it

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

Dick in the anus - and the secretary is obedient, and I'm in a good mood

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

Kohl, are you blackmailing me again? I'll sit on my dick, but not a word to my mother

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

Got an orgasm, jumping on his dick - now I'm going to flood her pussy with cum

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I put my dick down her throat and she doesn't even choke

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off