How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I put my dick down her throat and she doesn't even choke

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off