Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

I'll fuck you in the anus and next time you won't lose your panties

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

The best New Year's present is anal, because I haven't fucked her there yet

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours