If the ex forgot what happened yesterday, I'll take out my penis and remind her

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

She swears at the hotel, but she gets all the way on the long dick

What does your team's Tidehunter do while you're playing Dota 2

You want more sperm, jerk off with your feet, footjob always fountains

Brother, where are you going? If you gave me a vibrator, then bring me to orgasm

Friend, I promised to make it up to you, fuck me wherever you want

Don't worry, they're just handcuffs so you won’t kick me when I put it in you

Hints are for coy girls, but this skank likes to ask for a dirty fuck

Why did you put your finger in your mouth? You'd better come over here and put your dick in your mouth

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

She admitted that she fucks me for a reason, and she's already in the pussy

Since you're already lying on my dick, you can jump on it

The huge dick won't just fit in her mouth — it will reach up to her tonsils

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

She stuck her butt out, which means she's going to do something very dirty

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

Sister, do you want to have sex? You have 15 minutes while my girlfriend is in the bathroom

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

Don't whine about anal - you teased your ass and got your dick there

Quiet, husband in the bathroom — we only have a few minutes to get laid

Loly Lips, you promised me a blowjob! And a titfuck while you're at it

Brother, I don't have time to fuck while I'm studying, you rub my pussy yourself