You want sex, say so, but why fuck my pillow, huh?

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

I don't distract her from her work, so I jerk off loudly — she'll come running

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

How to seduce your neighbor? Go out naked and rim him - done 👌

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Put a titty behind the wheel, if we get burned at the car wash, let them fuck her

I don't even know your name, and whatever — let's fuck faster

What a naughty little cutie — it makes me want to lick her pussy

That's how you have to fondle the clitoris to cum in five minutes

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Student beauty is worried, but wants to retake the exam — so he sucks

Surprised me in the middle of the entryway — yes, she gave right on the stairs

You don't want to show your tits? I'll fuck you and show you how pretty you are

Chubby won't let you sleep until she's bouncing on his dick — well

Here's my dick, pick it up with your mouth and fuck it with your pussy

No, brother, it's about time — I just had my finger in my pussy

Buddy, you got a big dick? Oh, come and fuck me, the guy can't

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

I'll start the day with sex with my lover to end it with a restaurant

I can come from my fingers too — even faster than from my penis

He called me a whore and fucked me in the anus, and he promised me a picnic in the woods