My sister's calling for help? I'm not gonna miss it, I'm gonna pull down her pants 😏

How to seduce your neighbor? Go out naked and rim him - done 👌

Wife, I set the camera to watch you sleep, not to watch you fuck

Client, stop breaking down and buy an apartment, or I won't show you my pussy

Buddy, you got a big dick? Oh, come and fuck me, the guy can't

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?

I'll start the day with sex with my lover to end it with a restaurant

Let's go train at my place, take it in the anus, that's your "ass day"

He called me a whore and fucked me in the anus, and he promised me a picnic in the woods

Whoa, easy! I'm a plumber, though. I could be a fucker for those boobs

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

To keep the girl from coming out looking like that, cum on her clothes

Here's my dick, pick it up with your mouth and fuck it with your pussy

You've got nice tits, Nika! Wank yourself off, then sit on your dick

It's humiliating — my wife gets fucked and I can't even jerk off

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

Sis, let me fuck you, because my friends are laughing that I'm a sucker

If I show him my tits and give him a blowjob, he'll know it's time to get laid

Sister, here's your money, but not for nothing - you owe me a fucking blowjob

What an understanding neighbor I have - a little blackmail and she already sucks